New Year's Eve

How we party in Menifee:

Step 1: Claim your spot on the couch

Step 2: Recline your chair

Step 3: Don't fall asleep

Step 4: Find the countdown on TV

Step 5: Wake up the people that failed step three

Step 6: Count backwards from ten starting at 11:59:50 pm

(If anyone has a Monty Python quote in their head right now, raise your hand. "...neither shall thou count to two, unless thou immediately proceedeth to three...")

Step 7: Shout some commonly used phrase. Popular choices: "Happy New Years" "Huzzah" "Bazinga!"

Step 8: Go to bed at 12:00:37

Step 9: Fall asleep at 12:00:53