Numbers 22-24

Fiona: He talks!

Shrek: Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.

In case you couldn't guess, the story in Numbers is the one with the talking donkey. Technically, the donkey is in chapter 22 only, but I like the full story. Balaam and Balak crack me up.

Balak: "Will you please curse these people?"

Balaam: "Lemme ask God."

God: "Nope. Bless 'em."

Balaam: "Bless, bless, bless."

Balak: "Gah!"

Me: *lol'ing

Or what about the part when his donkey starts to talk?

Donkey: "Why do you keep whacking me?"

Normal response: "Holy Toledo! A talking donkey."

Balaam's response: "You hurt me! I want to KILL YOU!"

Hahaha, take a chill pill buddy.

What do you guys think of Balaam? I like him.